HoO Relationship Status
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
#60 Percy never quite got to the bottom of it, but for some reason, whenever he mentioned swim shorts, surfing or anything involving him being shirtless, Nico and Annabeth would exchange a wicked grin…
Why can’t hazel use her powers to bend someone’s weapon while fighting
- jason: omg percy i love your sword! whered you get it?
- percy: it belonged to hercules thousands of years ago
- jason: vintage soooo cute
- percy: *walks away think he is the shit*
- jason: that is the ugliest effing sword ive seen in my life
Percy Jackson has ruined Disney Hercules for me
now all I can do is glare and go,
"you fucking bastard u don’t deserve to win you broke Zoe’s heart you fucking jackass I hate you, Hades is better anyways and his son is kickass and hot screw you,"
I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
Annabeth: Really, Octavian? Maybe harpies are different here, on the Roman side. Ours have just enough intelligence to clean cabins and cook
lunches. Do yours usually foretell the future? Do you consult them for your auguries?
Percy: *so proud*
what if during Sea of Monsters era Annabeth offered to help Percy with his homework and went for his notebook and he was all “NO DON’T TOUCH THAT” because her picture was in it
OMG THIS WOULD BE TOO COOOL
ooooh gods, that’s so… SWEEEEEEEEEEEET